This is what I am counting as my post for today

Today, I was an accomplice in the murder of a pineapple. Today, I played music until my lips hurt and then kept playing because the musical wasn't over. Today, I rode in a trunk. Today, I got a giant green balloon that is larger than both my dogs together. Today, I climbed two ladders in heels to try to open a trapdoor in the dark. Today at twelve o'clock in the morning, I was at Applebee's with the rest of the pit, having difficulty figuring out the check. It has been a very enjoyable day.